浪漫人生

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* 男女有别


甲：“女人可真占尽了便宜，瘦的人家称赞她是‘苗条’，胖的是‘丰满’，高的是‘修长’，矮的是‘小巧玲珑’。”
乙：“可不是吗？简直无一不是美。男子呢？”
甲：“男人瘦的是‘排骨’，胖的是‘肥猪’，高的是‘竹竿’，矮的是‘老鼠’。”

* 为什么

孩子：“爸爸，这冒烟的是什么？”

爸爸：“记住，冒烟的是烟囱。”

孩子：“噢，知道啦，爸爸，那你的鼻子为什么不叫烟囱呢？”
* 好面熟
两个人去看电脑展览，他们对展出的一台iq测试器发生了兴趣。他们来到机器前，见到有人把头放入机器中然后机器就显示iq=179.甲非常惊讶决定玩玩看,于是将自己的头伸了进去，不久屏幕显示:iq=0.3。乙看了哈哈大笑,自己把头放入机器内。经过很久，屏幕显示请勿拿石头开玩笑！两人没有说话，回去后闭门苦读。一年以后，他们又来到iq测试器前。甲先把头放入机器，机器显示：iq=3.0乙看了相当不服，他把自己的头也伸了进去。过了很久机器显示：这颗石头好面熟！
 
   
  

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